• 27Mar

    Aha! 

    Another theory has been tested  . . . .

    Theory:   The premise of my hypothesis was the conjecture that chasing after numerous offspring enabled me to divest myself of an accumulation of mass at a rapid rate. (Chasing kids made me lose weight.)

    My nanny just informed me that she was able to gain a bit of weight once she stopped chasing my kids around.  =)

    So, to all you wondering how to get rid of that excess weight, may I suggest having a few more children?  =)  The results can be astounding, the side affects however, . . . (we’re still working on those  =D  )