Another theory has been tested . . . .
Theory: The premise of my hypothesis was the conjecture that chasing after numerous offspring enabled me to divest myself of an accumulation of mass at a rapid rate. (Chasing kids made me lose weight.)
My nanny just informed me that she was able to gain a bit of weight once she stopped chasing my kids around. =)
So, to all you wondering how to get rid of that excess weight, may I suggest having a few more children? =) The results can be astounding, the side affects however, . . . (we’re still working on those =D )